I bought new underpants

[Slim Shady]

and they are too tight

can I return them? They have only been worn a time or two

[milquetoast]

I don't see why not ..... unless you've washed them, then the store people may say that your undies shrunk in the wash.

Please keep us updated - I have a pair or two I'd like to return

[JackCoke]

and they are too tight

can I return them? They have only been worn a time or two

Did you save yourself a step and get the ones that are yellow in front and brown in back?

Also, are they full lace, or just the elastic band?

[Slim Shady]

Are you sure you had them on the right way? I know, for a fact, backwards underpants do not fit correctly.

was the third thing I checked. They're boxer briefs and they are a little to long as well, is this the type of thing I can bring to a seamstress?

[milquetoast]

Are you sure you had them on the right way? I know, for a fact, backwards underpants do not fit correctly.

was the third thing I checked. They're boxer briefs and they are a little to long as well, is this the type of thing I can bring to a seamstress?

Odd way to go about finding your dick size

[feekdogg]

and they are too tight

can I return them? They have only been worn a time or two

Did you save yourself a step and get the ones that are yellow in front and brown in back?

Also, are they full lace, or just the elastic band?

I got a hell of a deal on a pack from Walmart that contained a couple of boxers that are camouflage. You can hide all sorts of unpleasant stains in those.

[JackCoke]

and they are too tight

can I return them? They have only been worn a time or two

Did you save yourself a step and get the ones that are yellow in front and brown in back?

Also, are they full lace, or just the elastic band?

I got a hell of a deal on a pack from Walmart that contained a couple of boxers that are camouflage. You can hide all sorts of unpleasant stains in those.

I wonder if Slim has to buy red ones, too, for that certain time of the month?

[feekdogg]

Did you save yourself a step and get the ones that are yellow in front and brown in back?

Also, are they full lace, or just the elastic band?

I got a hell of a deal on a pack from Walmart that contained a couple of boxers that are camouflage. You can hide all sorts of unpleasant stains in those.

How do you find them though?

Got lucky. One of the Walmart associates had duct taped them to the hanger of the sleeveless flaming skull t-shirt I bought.

[Ask Not]

If I were the old return desk hag, I'd make this return last an hour to watch you sweat as I look over each pair to determine return-worthiness.

[flexbuffchest]

Are you sure you had them on the right way? I know, for a fact, backwards underpants do not fit correctly.

was the third thing I checked. They're boxer briefs and they are a little to long as well, is this the type of thing I can bring to a seamstress?

I think you could go a couple of different ways with this issue. You could roll up the bottoms or the top, or you could just call them capri underpants. Start a new trend, brag about them to all of your friends! I don't really see a down side here.

It'd be just like yoga pants, except for guys.

[Vulcan Vidiot]

was the third thing I checked. They're boxer briefs and they are a little to long as well, is this the type of thing I can bring to a seamstress?

I think you could go a couple of different ways with this issue. You could roll up the bottoms or the top, or you could just call them capri underpants. Start a new trend, brag about them to all of your friends! I don't really see a down side here.

It'd be just like yoga pants, except for guys.

Are guys not supposed to wear yoga pants?

Have I been doing this wrong?

I thought I'd attract female yoga pants wearers. Because, you know, we'd have something in common.

[Mandatory]

I spend more money on my underwear than almost any other item of clothing. It's important being comfortable.

[flexbuffchest]

Go talk to Rick Berg. He is an expert on this subject.

[Verle]

Crotchless underpants are the only way to go. Especially if you're packing a lot of inch.

[Decker23]

I stopped wearing underwear a few years ago.

[Seth Masterson II]

What are underpants? Like under armor for women?

[Slim Shady]

I'm trying to determine what my action plan should be based on the feedback I have received

[Ask Not]

There's probably only one fool-proof option.
When the Returns person asks if there's anything wrong with them, tell her, "They were too tight, see?"

Drop trow and provide the evidence with the pair you're wearing.

She'll either be impressed, horrified or if you're truly gifted, both.

[cmd24]

There's probably only one fool-proof option.
When the Returns person asks if there's anything wrong with them, tell her, "They were too tight, see?"

Drop trow and provide the evidence with the pair you're wearing.

She'll either be impressed, horrified or if you're truly gifted, both.

And when she follows that up with, "Who's that little thing going to please?", you say...

Spoiler:

Slim...that's who.

[Slim Shady]

There's probably only one fool-proof option.
When the Returns person asks if there's anything wrong with them, tell her, "They were too tight, see?"

Drop trow and provide the evidence with the pair you're wearing.

She'll either be impressed, horrified or if you're truly gifted, both.

And when she follows that up with, "Who's that little thing going to please?", you say...

Spoiler:

Slim...that's who.

It's never a bad option to do all of this while crying uncontrollably.

ohhh I know

[Ask Not]

Slim-
Is the point of this thread really to convince someone else to return the undapants for you and save you the embarrassment?

[Slim Shady]

Slim-
Is the point of this thread really to convince someone else to return the undapants for you and save you the embarrassment?

I just figured someone here would enjoy that sort of thing

[Sellingguy]

Well its not shocking old slim had a issue with this purchase.
I too just purchased a new pack. They seem to fit fine. The old ones are still the best, broken in, stretched out a bit.

[Slim Shady]

Well its not shocking old slim had a issue with this purchase.
I too just purchased a new pack. They seem to fit fine. The old ones are still the best, broken in, stretched out a bit.

Slellingguy winning at life since 1961

SCORE
Selling Guy: 27,325
Everyone else: 0

[Mandatory]

I'm out.

[Sellingguy]

Well its not shocking old slim had a issue with this purchase.
I too just purchased a new pack. They seem to fit fine. The old ones are still the best, broken in, stretched out a bit.

Slellingguy winning at life since 1961

SCORE
Selling Guy: 27,325
Everyone else: 0

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[Hummdrum]

Try Duluth Trader underwear but you have to be a pretty big boy to wear those.