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Brent
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I guess many critics say Mambo #5 is one of the worst.

I think Paradise City is pretty awful.
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her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
just like the river twisting thru a dusty land
and when she shines, she really shows you all she can
oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande


i mean, seriously. WTF? it's as though they chose the words for no other reason than that they rhymed.
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Hey yeah by Outcast! Fucking HATE that song!

As annoying as Jar Jar Binks
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I don’t know why Jar Jar Binks is a link.
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great song!
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2ND!

How does a band as sweet as Jefferson Airplane turn into that garbage? Inconceivable.
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Since he's playing tonight in St Paul ... I give to you Bob Dylan's Wiggle Wiggle


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Song sucks so bad, Dylan never played it live (that I know of).
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Wango Tango - Ted Nugent
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor - Whatever that stupid band was called
Black Betty - Ram Jam
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Y'all hate some really awesome songs.
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don't pretend like you don't love that tune.
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I would love to bang that Jewish princess.
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I seem to recall a song by Rocket Club...

Jeezuz this hurts to listen to even for only 90 seconds:

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Baby - Justin Bieber
Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
The Barbie Song - No idea by who
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https://www.ted.com/talks/scott_rickard ... iest_music

Skip to like 7:40 if you don't want to hear all the mumbo jumbo
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The guy, Patrice Wilson, who makes all these music videos with pre-teens/teenagers is one of the biggest creeps around. Wouldn't be shocked if in 10 years allegations come out against him
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Donovan McNabb wrote: ↑Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:24 pm
great song!

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Any song played on pop radio.
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anything on 102.9
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Take me down to Rapid City where the girls are fat and not to pretty, oh please take me home, Ya ya!
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Worst bands. #2 has to be intentional right?


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