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Looks like two ex-Timberwolves have now been indicted - Malik Beasley and Ed Davis. Does that bring 4 in recent years - along with Jontay Porter and Terry Rozier? Bah. Idiots.
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Chauncy Billups - charged and indicted in his alleged role in a multi-state rigged poker and illegal sports gambling network connected to organized crime. I believe his trial starts in November.
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^^ Haha, that's pretty funny
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I was just thinking of guys who bet on games while they were active players. I don't think that was Billups, was it? But yes, Billups - so that now means that 60% of the guys indicted on gambling have Timberwolves ties. Nice.
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somuchyummy wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2026 11:37 am I was just thinking of guys who bet on games while they were active players. I don't think that was Billups, was it? But yes, Billups - so that now means that 60% of the guys indicted on gambling have Timberwolves ties. Nice.
My fault, Billups was coaching the Blazers.
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Oh no! Malik Beasley does something stupid and illegal. Who could have possibly foreseen this!?
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ForCaleb wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2026 11:09 am
JFC, that's some good circumstantial evidence. :lol: shady character. a stint in prison is probably in his future.
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These guys walked so Brenden Sorsby could run.
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Beef Supreme wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2026 4:14 pm These guys walked so Brenden Sorsby could run.
Sorsby is such a pansy ass.
He didn't even have the balls to get in the weeds, and point shave like a real man.
Just making passive bets from afar, like a classic beta.

Don't lump Sorsby in with these other real men.
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As much money as these guys make, it demonstrates the value of tax free income.
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mlhouse wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2026 4:34 pm As much money as these guys make, it demonstrates the value of tax free income.
If only municipal bonds, got the instagram hoes equally wet
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Oriole81 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2026 4:53 pm
mlhouse wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2026 4:34 pm As much money as these guys make, it demonstrates the value of tax free income.
If only municipal bonds, got the instagram hoes equally wet
3% draws like 3 inches.
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There will be more of these across all sports including college in years to come.
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Sellingguy wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2026 5:47 pm There will be more of these across all sports including college in years to come.
Exactly. It's sad. Player prop bets are the worst IMO - and should just be banned. Too many ways to skin that cat.
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I don't think there is anything that can be done that will stop refs and players to stop gambling especially props. It's too juicy. I can't imagine the mental toil it puts in their heads though if they lose a big game but win a big bet or vice versa. This includes playing fantasy as well.
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Scott foster needs to go down.
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Ok. So, suppose this is legit, and it sure appears compelling. What is the penalty? Prison? Fines? Full suspension with loss of pension/insurance, etc.
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Stork311 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2026 11:16 am Ok. So, suppose this is legit, and it sure appears compelling. What is the penalty? Prison? Fines? Full suspension with loss of pension/insurance, etc.
From a legal standpoint, they should be pursued to the regular extent of the law, both criminally and civally.

From the league standpoint, I'd be fine with permanent banning. But I'd draw the line at taking away benefits they've already earned (pension, insurance), as that is their money that's already been earned.
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I’m open to a public crucifixion to set an example.
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Maybe something from Monty Python?
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I haven't seen many details yet - but to Sellingguy's earlier point about illegality not being confined to pro sports - former Arizona/ West Virginia/ Kentucky/ Cincinnati G Kerr Kriisa has just been arrested by the FBI for his part in a multi-million dollar fraud scheme dating back to his time at West Virginia. He was on the cusp of returning to his home country of Estonia to start a pro career when he was arrested and extradited back to Almost Heaven. Lord. How do these kids find the time? Big college hoops, coursework, social life - and oh yeah, that multi-million dollar fraud thing.
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SF - Kawhi, Hawkins, Ellis
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The details of the Kerr Kriisa indictment are super greasy and non-sports related. $2.2M made scamming naive folks by posing as people needing money for cancer treatments and such. Ugly. Spend some time in prison, asshole.
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somuchyummy wrote: ↑Sun Jul 05, 2026 10:19 pm I haven't seen many details yet - but to Sellingguy's earlier point about illegality not being confined to pro sports - former Arizona/ West Virginia/ Kentucky/ Cincinnati G Kerr Kriisa has just been arrested by the FBI for his part in a multi-million dollar fraud scheme dating back to his time at West Virginia. He was on the cusp of returning to his home country of Estonia to start a pro career when he was arrested and extradited back to Almost Heaven. Lord. How do these kids find the time? Big college hoops, coursework, social life - and oh yeah, that multi-million dollar fraud thing.
They say young kids aren't drinking as much these days, so must find some other degenerative activity to pass the time.
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Oriole81 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2026 12:25 pm
somuchyummy wrote: ↑Sun Jul 05, 2026 10:19 pm I haven't seen many details yet - but to Sellingguy's earlier point about illegality not being confined to pro sports - former Arizona/ West Virginia/ Kentucky/ Cincinnati G Kerr Kriisa has just been arrested by the FBI for his part in a multi-million dollar fraud scheme dating back to his time at West Virginia. He was on the cusp of returning to his home country of Estonia to start a pro career when he was arrested and extradited back to Almost Heaven. Lord. How do these kids find the time? Big college hoops, coursework, social life - and oh yeah, that multi-million dollar fraud thing.
They say young kids aren't drinking as much these days, so must find some other degenerative activity to pass the time.
Exactly. Sex and drugs and Rock & Roll get a bad rap.
All Time Draft 2025

PG - Kidd, Iverson, D Johnson
SG - Reggie, Hill, Richmond
SF - Kawhi, Hawkins, Ellis
PF - Hakeem, Cowens, Perkins
C - Wilt, Alonzo, Thurmond

There is little difference between the memory of a real event and the memory of a dream.
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